best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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