I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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