No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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