Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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