how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
