Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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