kristin has been a bad kristin
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I don't think brook has ever known best
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
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