didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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