two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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