It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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