They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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