Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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