you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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