school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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