mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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