In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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