I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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