Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
All the doctor said was why
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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