we're chasing vodka with high fives
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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