so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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