dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die