Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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