you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Randomize
