Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
So vagazzling was a success
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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