Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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