and you said cock pushups were impossible
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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