I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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