She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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