We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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