Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
We're too hungover to prance.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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