I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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