honey bunches of taint.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
last night I used snow as a chaser
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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