Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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