Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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