And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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