mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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