the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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