If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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