Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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