I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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