i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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