When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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