Whod you bang
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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