She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Randomize
