On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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