Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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