The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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