Your tits are I can't wait for
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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