it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
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Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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