Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
did i just pee glitter
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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