So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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