i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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