She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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