names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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