I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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