I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
this will be a night to untag.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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